Fox News Ruins Christmas

Thank you, Megyn Kelly, and Fox News' panel of bitter white people for proving once and for all that Santa Claus and Jesus Christ are white, bridging your news network's gap between oppressive conservativism and overt racism, and murdering Christmas once and for all.

Bravo.

Fox News' disturbing panel rant was a reaction to Aisha Harris's Slate article discussing her personal experience with two Santas, one at the mall and one at home who looked a little more like her.

The article brings up a lot of good points, but is also somewhat lighthearted, like all things Christmas should be.