Named the "Swiss Cheese Pervert," he's earned his place among Philadelphia's historic laundry list of disturbed whack jobs. In fact, I don't have any questions. It's just Philadelphia. Okay, I do have one question. How small is his penis if his erect member can comfortably f**k a slice of Swiss cheese?
For real though, this man is a criminal and harassing neighbors. If you see him call the police, as soon as you're done laughing.
