Unicorn Poop

When I first read about the upcoming rainbow crosswalks in the Gayborhood, I thought it was a great idea. Then I saw this...

...and immediately thought this...

But unicorn poop might not be such a bad thing. After all, "Midtown Village" seems to be catching on, and despite the rainbow street signs, 13th Street is starting to look a lot like Old City, and Woody's - a once gay staple - is now a non-stop bachelorette party. People could use a reminder.